The Best Jerk-Off Machines & Male Masturbators

The Rise of the Jerk-Off Machine

We're enterting a world of sexual desensitisation for men. Content and stimulus has never been more abundant than it is today- yet something is missing. We find ourselves watching more extreme content, trying chasing a feeling we once felt, that we have never quite felt since.

We strive for 'that nut', which is essentially a paradox, as the more we chase, the further it gets from us.

Whether you're finding yourself watching things you'd never thought you would, or your grip is so tight that when it gets down to sex you can barely feel a thing- something needs to change.

This is why the team at TCS Toys has spent the last few years developing the ultimate masturbation aid for men. The AI machine that can give orgasms unlike anything you've felt before.

Gone are the days of locking yourself away in your room; and emerging 5 minutes later with a wrinkled kleenex; feeling shame and dissatisfaction as a result of post-nut clarity.

We can now experience more than just a different handgrip; more than a docile silicone pocket pussy.

The future of masturbation is now- if you aren't adding AI to your jerk-off routine in 2022- you are simply not going to make it.

What is a Male Masturbation Machine?

Jerk-off machines are sex toys designed to emulate the sensation of being with one of the best sexual partners you've ever experienced. Whether it's the heating function that does it for you, or instead the 'spin and suck' double motor feature. Heck, even the positive reinforcement through our multi-language AI voice. There's something for everybody.

We've all heard of the legends of the fabled 'gluck gluck 3000'. What if we were to tell you that not only is it not a fallacy, but that we've been locked away building it throughout the pandemic.

Think of the classic 'pocket pussy'- now add an engine, give it emotional intelligence and an insatiable desire for sex and suction.

What you have now is the ultimate handheld lover.

How do Masturbation Machines Work?

Well, male maturbation machines automatically jerk you-off. Whether it's rotating, thrusting, spinning, squeezing or pumping (heck, even heating!) - there's a setting out there for everyone.

Fellas, there's no longer a need for you to explain the asymmetrical muscle in your dominant arm. This is the real 'gluck gluck 3000'; just lube up, insert and let the rest handle itself.

What Features Do They Have?

Masturbators have an assortment of features that allow you to experience the feelings of real sex even without a partner. The only thing to focus on is choosing the right setting and selecting 'the perfect video'.

We felt it'd be easier to just list the possibilities:

- Heating
- Rotating
- Dirty Talk (wear headphones if you don't live alone)
- Thrusting
- Sucking
- Double Entry

We're in the midst of a sexual technological revolution- these are your front row tickets.

Can I Use a Jerk-Off Machine with a Partner?

Of course! just select one of our ‘open-top’ machines that leave the head of the penis available for further stimulation.

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